★ A standing column · since Issue №2 ★

Pseuds Corner.

The fortnight's most luxuriant public statements, reproduced verbatim, sourced, dated, and left to fend for themselves. Compute! adds nothing but the attribution.

Issue №3 · 16 June 2026 · The IPO Special

Read Issue №3 →
  1. "We have not decided."

    — Sam Altman, on the timing of OpenAI's IPO

    CNBC · 8 June 2026

    From Issue №3 →
  2. "I am not focused on the timing."

    — Sam Altman, on the same subject, twenty seconds later

    CNBC · 8 June 2026

    From Issue №3 →
  3. "We are scarce in chips."

    — Sarah Friar, CFO of OpenAI

    The Information · the 47th recorded use of the phrase since 2024

    From Issue №3 →
  4. "Up to 5 gigawatts of compute capacity through 2030."

    — Anthropic–AWS joint statement

    April 2026 · roughly the peak generation of the Hoover Dam

    From Issue №3 →
  5. "As soon as 2027."

    — Ali Ghodsi, CEO of Databricks, on the timing of an IPO

    Public remarks · the fourth recorded "as soon as next year" since 2022

    From Issue №3 →

Issue №2 · 2 June 2026 · Musical Chairs

Read Issue №2 →
  1. "We will pursue safe superintelligence in a straight shot, with one focus, one goal, and one product."

    — Ilya Sutskever, founding statement, Safe Superintelligence Inc.

    June 2024

    From Issue №2 →
  2. "I want to create the time and space to do my own exploration."

    — Mira Murati, on resigning the CTO role at OpenAI

    The Information · 25 September 2024

    From Issue №2 →
  3. "We are building personal superintelligence for everyone."

    — Alexandr Wang, on assuming the role of Chief AI Officer at Meta Superintelligence Labs

    June 2025

    From Issue №2 →
  4. "I think the next few years at the frontier of LLMs will be especially formative."

    — Andrej Karpathy, on joining his fifth frontier lab

    X · 19 May 2026

    From Issue №2 →

Issue №1 · 19 May 2026 · Musk v Altman

Read Issue №1 →

Column debuted in Issue №2. Issue №1's quotations ran under Heard in Court — eleven lines of sworn testimony, which is a different column, and a different oath.